Favourite toilet door quotes... :)

You can really tell what the people are like by their toilets. LOL! I have discovered a new hobby - collecting toilet door quotes. Some can be crude but others very giggle-worthy and even some quite profound... Here are a few I've collected in my time here. I may be strange(actually I know I am) but I just couldn't waste the opportunity of posting some wisdom.. Especially with the second one! :) Enjoy!